Suspiria for people who wear A24 merch, unironically use terms like "elevated horror" and probably have a tumblr account. In short: it's fucking awful. Thom Yorke's Radiohead b-side score is just bad too.
Before the screening started an older man sitting next to me and my friend asked us how long the movie was, we told him it was over two hours and he said he'd have to leave towards the end since he'd miss a bus. That old man ended up staying through the whole movie. He got LYNCHED.