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  • Sonatine
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  • Spirited Away

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Popular reviews

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things


    Charlie Kaufman: films himself shoving his head up his own ass for two hours.

    Film bros on letterboxd who think changing aspect ratios is good directing: Wow that's so deep.

  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch

    Once the retro aesthetic stops being cute after 5 minutes this is just a smug and insufferable overlong piece of pastiche. Why the fuck is this two hours long? Whatever potion you guys are having I'm not taking.