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  • Forbidden World

    Forbidden World

    ★★

    An entertaining clusterfuck. 

    The sciencey bits either went over or under my head, probably under tho.

    Fave part was when the alien types “affirmative, what do you want” through the computer. The alien was just an obese Xenomorph and pukes at the end which was cool.

    One of the sex scenes went on for like 4 minutes which was unnecessary. Come to think of it, there are a few parts where it seemed like they just had to eat up…

  • Deathstalker

    Deathstalker

    ★★★★½

    With a 1983 release it seems clear that this is pretty much just a Conan rip but, honestly this shit was like 8x more entertaining. 

    Fast paced with a lot of over the top, terrible looking gore. This soft-core porno left little time to get distracted by something else. 

    The main character had zero redeeming qualities, but I was ok with that. It was just fun to watch him fuck shit up. Although, his face is very punchable.

    Check it out if you like your sword and sorcery flicks with a hard ‘R’ rating. 

    I give it 571 out of 666 metal hands 🤘🏻

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  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★

    This movie came to my theatre for like a day... 
    Jumanji is still there...

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★★★

    “A board game? Who plays board games?”


    Lol says the kid playing a ps1.