Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw ★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

The USA and Canada get to enjoy a new Tarantino film meanwhile the UK has this meme of a movie to dominate the weekend. :D

This Dwayne Johnson circlejerk needs to end, his dialogue at this point is literally just him bragging about how big his winky is. No exaggeration. He’s a rubbish leading man I’m afraid.

Deadpool shows up to be “funny”, it’s shit and proves yet again how one note his shtick is.

Uh, super soldier cyborgs as well I guess. Whatever, this franchise jumped the shark ages ago so you’re either with it or your not at this point. I hope you enjoy franetic camerawork too because the camera never stops moving to emphasise how truly “awesome” everything is.

Jason Statham gives a good physical performance as usual, the movie is only genuinely okay when he’s the focus.

Can’t remember anything else about the movie really and I saw it 30 mins ago. Lol?