Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle ★½

This movie is dumb and stupid, here are some of my notes:


- Sterile


- Awful cg

- Terrible dialogue 

- Terrible sets and greenscreen

- Treats the audience like you’re thick

- Weirdly stilted

- Really bad sound effects 

- The context gives the rock an entirely new way to get circlejerked

The rock: “wow look at my body I’m so strong and cool”

Kevin heart: “im short lol, I’m black lol”

Jack black: “instagram lol”

Nebula: “im hot lol”

- Very on the nose and simplistic 

- Last act is incredibly boring

- The score is appallingly generic