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  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★★½

    Perfect except for Shelley Duvall who delivers an extremely mixed performance

  • Central Intelligence

    Central Intelligence

    ½

    It’s a feel good movie at the end of the day :)

  • Martyrs

    Martyrs

    ½

    Abysmal

  • Martyrs

    Martyrs

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  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ½

    Still can’t decide if this or the phantom menace is worse. Who cares, they’re both hilarious!

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    ½

    Even worse than I remember. It has aged so badly to the point where every scene is either completely laughable or makes no sense. Might actually be worse than Attack of The Clones, although it’s still like choosing if dog piss or cat piss is nicer. At the end of the day they’re both piss.

    Darth Maul sucks the hardest, I can’t believe anyone defends that character in this movie. Even the fight scene at the end that everyone circlejerks is…

  • Mommy

    Mommy

    ★★★★

    Quite good. Not on the same level as it's superior sequel "Daddy's Home" though.

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Han shooted first lol

  • Amores Perros

    Amores Perros

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★

    I need to see it again before I decide on 8 or 9. I’ll leave it as 8 for now.

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★½

    I feel like this is a film I may change my thoughts and opinions on as more time passes so this will be my initial impressions.

    As a huge fan of Ex Machina I was very excited for what Garland was going to deliver with this movie. I’m simultaneously disappointed and impressed. Annihilation tackles a lot of different ideas and themes all to various degrees of success. The production and art design is inspired and quite unlike anything I’ve ever…