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IHE has written 8 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Welcome to Marwen

    Welcome to Marwen

    ★½

    Student film concept with a large budget. Main character is one step away from being a serial killer. Awful, laughable dialogue and performances. Irritating award-bait gone wrong. Weirdly reminded me of sucker punch. Yet, strangely interesting because of how stupid it is. Still, avoid.

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ★½

    The fresh prince tries to kill Deadshot

  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The USA and Canada get to enjoy a new Tarantino film meanwhile the UK has this meme of a movie to dominate the weekend. :D

    This Dwayne Johnson circlejerk needs to end, his dialogue at this point is literally just him bragging about how big his winky is. No exaggeration. He’s a rubbish leading man I’m afraid.

    Deadpool shows up to be “funny”, it’s shit and proves yet again how one note his shtick is.

    Uh, super soldier cyborgs as…

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★½

    My emotions made me strong enough to choose to rate this garbage a 1.5/5 ⭐️

  • Home

    Home

    ★½

    What's up everybody, it's me, the biggest Dreamworks Animation fan in the world. Home (aside from Trolls which I will be watching imminently) is one of the only Dreamworks films I had never seen. And honestly I kind of wish I hadn't bothered. I guess it really is surprising considering how epic and funny Jim Parsons is on the Bang Bing Therum on television, alongside how much I enjoy Rihanna and her wicked beats.

    The story here is about a…

  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders

    ★½

    Lazy, dull, unfunny. Has no mood, character or atmosphere mostly because of the lighting and atrocious music choice. The puppets have no rules. The story is okay at times but the humour drags it down into the gutter. I really liked the performance of the main puppet voice actor, that's about it though. Just watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising

    ★½

    Trololololololololol

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★½

    This movie is dumb and stupid, here are some of my notes:


    - Sterile


    - Awful cg

    - Terrible dialogue 

    - Terrible sets and greenscreen

    - Treats the audience like you’re thick

    - Weirdly stilted

    - Really bad sound effects 

    - The context gives the rock an entirely new way to get circlejerked

    The rock: “wow look at my body I’m so strong and cool”

    Kevin heart: “im short lol, I’m black lol”

    Jack black: “instagram lol”

    Nebula: “im hot lol”

    - Very on the nose and simplistic 

    - Last act is incredibly boring

    - The score is appallingly generic