IHE has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2019.

  • Welcome to Marwen

    Welcome to Marwen

    ★½

    Student film concept with a large budget. Main character is one step away from being a serial killer. Awful, laughable dialogue and performances. Irritating award-bait gone wrong. Weirdly reminded me of sucker punch. Yet, strangely interesting because of how stupid it is. Still, avoid.

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ★½

    The fresh prince tries to kill Deadshot

  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The USA and Canada get to enjoy a new Tarantino film meanwhile the UK has this meme of a movie to dominate the weekend. :D

    This Dwayne Johnson circlejerk needs to end, his dialogue at this point is literally just him bragging about how big his winky is. No exaggeration. He’s a rubbish leading man I’m afraid.

    Deadpool shows up to be “funny”, it’s shit and proves yet again how one note his shtick is.

    Uh, super soldier cyborgs as…

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★½

    My emotions made me strong enough to choose to rate this garbage a 1.5/5 ⭐️

  • Home

    Home

    ★½

    What's up everybody, it's me, the biggest Dreamworks Animation fan in the world. Home (aside from Trolls which I will be watching imminently) is one of the only Dreamworks films I had never seen. And honestly I kind of wish I hadn't bothered. I guess it really is surprising considering how epic and funny Jim Parsons is on the Bang Bing Therum on television, alongside how much I enjoy Rihanna and her wicked beats.

    The story here is about a…