IHE has written 7 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The Lost World: Jurassic Park


    Actually has a pretty neat setup, gets too stupid too quickly though. Stops being about characters and leans more on the spectacle.

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep


    More King than Kubrick, yet slavishly reverent to the 1980 classic. Honestly I was kind of bored, it has its moments but I cannot recommend anyone rushing out to see this in theatres. Overly long, much more of a thriller than a horror movie, can’t say I was ever frightened. More of a superhero/vampire movie than anything else believe it or not. Rent this.

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2


    This film fucking rules

  • Yesterday



    Concept doesn’t translate to screen very well. The direction is distinct but the script is pretty lame, schmaltzy and expected. Performances are good and the sound editing was great at times, but I’m afraid this gets an avoid from me, mostly on the account of Ed Sheeran plummeting the movie. Danny is above this corny shit. And I love the beatles, but jesus christ it’s pretty boring to watch the beatles be jerked off for 2 hours in a boring romantic comedy. I approve of Lily James being the latest manic pixie dream girl though. Zoey Deschanel finally has some competition.

  • Trolls



    Hello, No. 1 Dreamworks fan here. The final movie is complete, every Dreamworks movie has now been seen. Shame I had to finish the saga with this shitty ass movie doe.

    A frustrating balance of visual creativity with some of the most embarrassing stereotypical Dreamworks pandering garbage you'd expect. The strongest aspect by far is the art direction, it looks like Yoshi's Wooly World at it's best. I liked basically every creature that wasn't a Trollé©, there are some fun…

  • The Meg

    The Meg


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I burst into tears once the film ends on “Fin”

    Basically a 150 million dollar syfy movie.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises


    If you have very fond memories of this film, I’d recommend to not rewatch it.