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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Over the Garden Wall

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Recent reviews

  • The Edge of Seventeen

    The Edge of Seventeen


    Cheats in the way that most American coming of age dramas do: by tapping into my suburb-induced family anxieties. I’m never not gonna love or be affected by one of these. Hailee Steinfeld gives such a powerhouse performance, Kyra Sedgwick is awesome, and Hayden Szeto looks so 30.

  • Annette



    Experimental films have never been my strong suit… but, I appreciate originality and the gall to try something. Carax absolutely tries many, many things.

    I’ll start with the positive:
    - I loved the editing! The choices were cuckoo and I had a great time fawning over the images they were creating. 
    - Adam Driver! 
    - Marion Cotillard!
    - Adam Driver singing while he goes down on Marion Cotillard! 

    And now the negative:
    - Most of the lyrics are aggressively made up…

Popular reviews

  • Snakes on a Plane

    Snakes on a Plane


    snake on boob 30 minutes in

    snake on penis 33 minutes in

  • Les Mistons

    Les Mistons

    i was having a conversation with my friend the other day about how she couldn’t believe that middle school boys could get so horny that they HAVE to masturbate in school bathrooms during class.

    i want to show her this short film about little boys being so collectively horny that they inadvertently will the death of their competition into existence with their collective horniness.