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  An Empty House 2020

  Added by Ian Janowsky 1

  Supporting a young artist by watching his first short film and leaving a review is scientifically proven to be more effective at combatting the coronavirus than hydroxychloroquine!

Recent reviews

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  Scenes from a Marriage 2021

  ★★½ Watched by Ian Janowsky 10 Apr 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Just poorly pieced together thoughts, my head is exploding:

  - I liked the 4th wall break intros. Seeing as how they (the happy couple) are both producers, it makes sense to me that their priority might’ve been showcasing their acting strengths. With constant reminders that they are performing at marriage, the fact that you still lose yourself in the scenes is a feat to me (an actor). 
  - Somebody really hates women, huh? Truly baffling how Mira’s character is made…

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  Take Shelter 2011

  ★★½ Watched by Ian Janowsky 01 Apr 2022

  “I think that's the best compliment you can give a man: take a look at his life and say, ‘That's good. That guy's doing something right.’”

Popular reviews

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  Snakes on a Plane 2006

  ★½ Watched by Ian Janowsky 28 Nov 2020 2

  snake on boob 30 minutes in

  snake on penis 33 minutes in

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  The Mischief Makers 1957

  Added by Ian Janowsky

  i was having a conversation with my friend the other day about how she couldn’t believe that middle school boys could get so horny that they HAVE to masturbate in school bathrooms during class.

  i want to show her this short film about little boys being so collectively horny that they inadvertently will the death of their competition into existence with their collective horniness.