• Anger Management

    Anger Management

    was this the Movie 43 of the 2000s?

  • Thirteen

    Thirteen

    ★★½

    Should I be doing more drugs?

  • The Nutty Professor

    The Nutty Professor

    ★★

    All that money for those effects and they couldn’t spare some to get Jada a wig with a part?

  • The Earrings of Madame de...

    The Earrings of Madame de...

    ★★★★

    The direction here is so gorgeous and it’s a testament to the fantastic cinematography that we get such a strong a sense of how actually life-ending gorgeous these earrings are without a drop of color.

  • The Heat

    The Heat

    ★★★

    do you think Melissa throws this on the TV every now and then when she’s home alone and in the middle of it just looks over at the spot on her couch where her husband usually sits and just lets out the deepest sigh? I think yes

  • The Other Woman

    The Other Woman

    ★½

    he was working in the city and living in Connecticut and she thought he was single?

  • The Last Picture Show

    The Last Picture Show

    ★★★★½

    He’s a storyteller. He tells STORIES. 

    (This was really good, so good I forgot to write this and still thinking about it a month later 🥺)

  • The Pirate

    The Pirate

    ★★★½

    Judy is so good at vacillating between innocent and mature, and she looks GORGEOUS here (in what seems to be her very luscious real hair? gag)

  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

    She’s so crazzzzzzzzy! Love her!!!

  • North by Northwest

    North by Northwest

    ★★★★

    Nobody show this movie to West Elm!!

    SO decadent, stylish, euphonious and just convoluted enough to keep you paying close attention. Eve asking Roger to fuck her just because one scene together in is something that is so powerful. And he did!

  • Murphy's Romance

    Murphy's Romance

    “If you get a cavity, I’ll kill myself!”

    This was so engaging and well-written and FUNNY. I grew up with a single mom so it was fun to see the dynamic between Sally and the boy because we got so much out of it in not that many scenes. Moving!!

  • Don Jon

    Don Jon

    The thesis statement here makes almost no sense but I think it’s very funny that Brie Larson is in 8 scenes and gets one line.