not enough grenade launcher slapstick in kids movies these days

we must work together to stop Joe Biden from cramming these adorable fingers into his filthy little mouth

so great that they added more female characters to this franchise that seems obsessed with torturing, killing, and replacing them! Henry Cavill and his arms come along at some point right? 😅

loved: the makeover montage! always a classic

didn't love: the gang rapists with a heart of gold???

well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume

on this eve of the american democratic primary, our thoughts and prayers are with the brave, long-suffering citizens of Animal Village. may they one day find the strength to topple the autocratic Kotobuki regime and return the fossil-rich soil and fruit-heavy trees to the people