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Titane 2021

★★★★ Watched by dan p 28 Sep 2021

oh, you know how it is with a bun in the oven *clank clank*
Free Guy 2021

★★ Watched by dan p 16 Aug 2021

what is art but an expression of our collective cultural yearning to fuck Ryan Reynolds

Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021

★★★ Watched by dan p 19 Oct 2021

every few years we get a film that boldly inspires the next evolution of filthy cartoon smut, and I think that's great! filthy cartoon smut enjoyers are people too
...and yet! in the first 10 minutes of this movie, the Venom symbiote growls the words "bottom," "blow," and "dick" in Eddie's ear. Sony, just cut out the middleman and put the slash fiction in the movie
OPAL 2020

★★★★ Rewatched by dan p 16 Oct 2021 2

my contribution to the scary videos evening was of course one about family trauma featuring musical numbers

The Two Popes 2019

★★½ Watched by dan p 09 Dec 2019 2

well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume
My Hero Academia: Heroes Rising 2019

★★★ Watched by dan p 28 Feb 2020

there's something so needlessly erotic about Bakugo standing around in a tanktop licking a melting popsicle