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Speed Racer 2008
Ian McKellan famously talked about trying to act in front of green screens in Lord of the Rings and how it brought him to tears. if that bitch even set foot on this set he would have fucking died
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Dicks: The Musical 2023
this movie got a SAG strike exemption so Nathan Lane could come to tonight's screening and spit ham directly into moderator Cole Escola's mouth 😍
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American Fiction 2023
for some unknowable reason my eyes focused super clearly on the MGM logo at the beginning of this movie, which features the slogan "ART FOR ART'S SAKE" across the top, right above the lion roaring. it was of course immediately contradicted by another part of the MGM logo that reads AMAZON MGM STUDIOS. art is struggle. culture is struggle. family is struggle. go be nice to people and get laid
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Of an Age 2022
there's a revelation we experience as young queer people, a realization that life will go differently for us than almost everyone we've ever met. it's personal and profound and terrifying. it anchors us to that period of our lives and and it echoes forward in time. the world contracts and expands and suddenly a decade later we're dancing at someone's wedding from an old life and we come face to face with our younger selves, caught in that moment of revelation. my sincerest hope for you is that it's a moment of joy
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Saint Omer 2022
american courtroom dramas have not prepared me for France's primarily vibes-based court system
