dan p

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Favorite films

  • 8 Women
  • Porco Rosso
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Kirikou and the Sorceress

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  • Kung Fu Hustle

    ★★★★★

  • On the Count of Three

    ★★★★

  • Giant God Warrior Appears in Tokyo

    ★★★★

  • The Duke

    ★★★

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    hopefully someday Robert Eggers will mature into the kind of filmmaker who isn't afraid to utilize Nicole Kidman's classic catchphrase "heartbreak feels good in a place like this"

  • Sister Act

    Sister Act

    ★★★★½

    can you imagine a better opening sequence than Whoopi Goldberg singing a lounge medley in gold sequins?? you cannot. it was a trick question! I regret deceiving you like that, but I will not apologize for putting Whoopi first

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  • Kung Fu Hustle

    Kung Fu Hustle

    ★★★★★

    the Ratatouille of action comedies. not everyone can become a kung fu master, but kung fu masters can come from anywhere

  • On the Count of Three

    On the Count of Three

    ★★★★

    Big Mouth Billy Bass looks down at us with unseeing black eyes, bearing witness to the unraveling of our empire. we cursed him with life but not the capacity for pity

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  • Single All the Way

    Single All the Way

    this is a terrifying film about a violently Christian family indoctrinating their gay son and his Black friend (who they're exploiting for free labor?!) into a reluctant heteronormative partnership in order to placate their fear of adult gay sexuality. and it's Christmas!!! 🎄

  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes

    ★★½

    well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume