dan p

works in publishing
watches movies
delights at the folly of man

Favorite films

  • Take Shelter
  • Supermarket Woman
  • Moonstruck
  • Thoroughbreds

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  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★

  • OPAL

    ★★★★

  • 2AM: The Smiling Man

    ★★½

  • Ghostwatch

    ★★★★

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  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★

    every few years we get a film that boldly inspires the next evolution of filthy cartoon smut, and I think that's great! filthy cartoon smut enjoyers are people too

    ...and yet! in the first 10 minutes of this movie, the Venom symbiote growls the words "bottom," "blow," and "dick" in Eddie's ear. Sony, just cut out the middleman and put the slash fiction in the movie

  • OPAL

    OPAL

    ★★★★

    my contribution to the scary videos evening was of course one about family trauma featuring musical numbers

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