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  • Castle in the Sky

    Castle in the Sky

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    not enough grenade launcher slapstick in kids movies these days

  • I Lost My Body

    I Lost My Body

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    we must work together to stop Joe Biden from cramming these adorable fingers into his filthy little mouth

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  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III

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    so great that they added more female characters to this franchise that seems obsessed with torturing, killing, and replacing them! Henry Cavill and his arms come along at some point right? πŸ˜…

  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

    To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

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    loved: the makeover montage! always a classic

    didn't love: the gang rapists with a heart of gold???

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  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes

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    well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume

  • Animal Crossing: The Movie

    Animal Crossing: The Movie

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    on this eve of the american democratic primary, our thoughts and prayers are with the brave, long-suffering citizens of Animal Village. may they one day find the strength to topple the autocratic Kotobuki regime and return the fossil-rich soil and fruit-heavy trees to the people