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The Northman 2022
hopefully someday Robert Eggers will mature into the kind of filmmaker who isn't afraid to utilize Nicole Kidman's classic catchphrase "heartbreak feels good in a place like this"
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Sister Act 1992
can you imagine a better opening sequence than Whoopi Goldberg singing a lounge medley in gold sequins?? you cannot. it was a trick question! I regret deceiving you like that, but I will not apologize for putting Whoopi first
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Kung Fu Hustle 2004
the Ratatouille of action comedies. not everyone can become a kung fu master, but kung fu masters can come from anywhere
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On the Count of Three 2021
Big Mouth Billy Bass looks down at us with unseeing black eyes, bearing witness to the unraveling of our empire. we cursed him with life but not the capacity for pity
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Single All the Way 2021
this is a terrifying film about a violently Christian family indoctrinating their gay son and his Black friend (who they're exploiting for free labor?!) into a reluctant heteronormative partnership in order to placate their fear of adult gay sexuality. and it's Christmas!!! 🎄
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The Two Popes 2019
well now I've seen Anthony Hopkins demolish a pizza slice while wearing a pope costume
