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  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    This movie stinks. Shocking, I know. The world doesn’t need another person to dunk on this movie, and that’s not why I’m here, mostly I’m just frustrated because the story of the animated series is so great and it’s just a huge bummer to see it rendered in this way where 90% of the movie is people talking about things that have already happened. It’s all tell, no show.

    It’s also weird on a structural level that the movie sprints…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    Absolutely, 1,000% my shit.

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    I just got to see STAR WARS projected from an immaculate 70mm print. The original STAR WARS, pre-special edition (“A New Hope” was on the crawl, but otherwise unaltered). It’s an impossible dream come true, and I’m so extremely grateful for this opportunity. It was a 70mm print struck for the UK in ‘81 that was never screened because it tore the first time it was projected. There’s about two seconds of major damage right as the Death Star explodes,…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is going to be a stream of consciousness mess that’ll be chock-a-block full of spoilers, so you probably shouldn’t read this.

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    This movie is enormously frustrating. The first half of the film is a hot mess. I don’t know that there’s a shot in the first hour of the film that lasts longer than five seconds. Faster, more intense indeed, and yet nothing of substance actually happens in all this sound and fury.

    The second half…