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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★½

    small dumb dumb brain: *watches fight club because it's "deep"*

    (me) big big clevre brain: *watches fight club because helena bonham carter is hot*

    good movie!! losing half a star becuase it doesn't have helena bonham carters phone number in it

  • Idiocracy

    Idiocracy

    masturbation for people who think they're smart. like fight club if it was the movie people misunderstand it to be.
    by the way, in case you can't figure it out, poor people who haven't got the means to educate themselves aren't going to ruin society. it will be rich people who have the means but don't use it.

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  • Bend It Like Beckham

    Bend It Like Beckham

    ★★★★

    when i was in 7th grade they showed us this movie for "friendship day" at my all girls school. in the scene where she says she's not gay i yelled "OKAY LESBIAN" and they turned it off. i think i was happy then.