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  • The Man Who Killed Don Quixote

    The Man Who Killed Don Quixote

    ★★★½

    Want to see Adam Driver making out with a Goat

    Well, boy, do I have the movie for you

  • First Man

    First Man

    ★★★★

    The Manchester by the Sea of space movies.

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  • Glass

    Glass

    ★★★

    'Glass' is the new film from M. Night Shyamalan the acclaimed writer of the Oscar-nominated movie Stuart Little released in December of 1999.

    Ann Hornaday writer of The Baltimore Sun praised the film stating "This isn't your father's Stuart Little, but youngsters will be delighted. Mostly"

    Shortly after, Shyamalan being so overtly humiliated from Hornaday's review would go on to quickly drop himself out from the running in returning for the 2002 critically-acclaimed sequel. He stated, "I just couldn't live…

  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    ★★

    Escape Room is the new drama from acclaimed writer and director Woody Allen.

    It stars Emma Stone, Rebecca Hall, Greta Gerwig, Timothée Chalamet, Penélope Cruz and Dianne Wiest.

    Emma Stone plays Edith Banks a currently unemployed writer who is living in in the midst of a nervous breakdown due to her recent breakup with her younger and more highly held elitist boyfriend Nigel Rivers played by Timothée Chalamet.

    In trying to cheer up her best friend from her recent breakup…

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  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★

    Nicolas Cage + the year of 1983 = Unsurprisingly lots of fucking madness

    After watching Mandy, all I have to say is that.

    It's time for our trend of modern 80's nostalgia to end.

    It, Stranger Things, Ready Player One, etc.

    Fuck them!

    It’s time for this sub-genre to die.

    Because Mandy is, it’s Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

    I mean you get to experience Nicolas fucking Cage having a chainsaw battle!

    CASE DISMISSED

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    Letterboxd/Film Twitter in a nutshell:

    Mom: Hey Michael who is this Luca, is he a new friend of yours?

    Me: No Why?

    Mom: Because for the last two nights I’ve woken up to you shouting that name in your sleep at 3 o clock in the morning.

    Me: Oh sorry mom, yeah he is the director of that movie you watched on cable a couple of weeks ago Call Me By Your Name, yeah mom I’d do anything for him…