Frodo: "I can't do this, Sam."
Sam: "I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's…
Well, hello there, solid sci-fi horror! I've missed you!
Though they did the sound in space thing... Isn't it universally known at this point that there is no sound in space? Come on, now...
But really, I ended up enjoying Life more than I thought I would. It's not as polished as it could have been, and I found myself wishing it was longer (to allow room for more character development), but there are many things to admire in this…
"I don't make love. I fuck. Hard."
Reasons why I watched this:
1. I wanted to see if it's as bad/stupid as people say it is.
2. I wanted to see if it at least succeeds at being sexy/kinky.
3. It was available on HBO GO, so I didn't have to pay for it.
Reasons why you SHOULDN'T even bother:
1. Yes, it's as bad/stupid as people say it is: the dialogue, the story, the lack of chemistry between the…