Favorite films

  • The Goonies
  • The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie
  • True Romance
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Recent activity

  • Lolita


  • The Stepfather


  • Orphan


  • Prey


Recent reviews

  • Orphan



    Is there a name for this trope in American films where nurses in a hospital just run up and inject the character full of christ knows what? And can it please end.

  • Prey



    The Predator is such a huge fucking jobber, his next match is booked for the mid-card on Sunday Night Heat. What's the point of making this if he's just shit, doesn't know how his own guns work and he doesn't actually follow the predator code of honour.

    >hunts prey woefully below his power level
    >steals kills from other hunters
    >escalates conflict with over-powered weaponry

    And no he isn't a fucking rookie as these cretins online are desperately trying to claim in order to cover for him. He's hunting sentient species, so he is NOT a rookie. Shut the fuck up.

    And cougars can't fucking roar either.

Popular reviews

  • Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn

    Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn


    This film is fucking weird.

    There is an entire subplot in this film in which Adolf Fucking Hitler returns to life, commands hundreds of tanks that fire giant crayons and are manned by skeleton zombies, and tries to take over the world. As Goten and Trunks transform into super saiyans to take him down, he considers recruiting them due to their blond hair, blue eyes and super strength. I am not making this shit up.

    Meanwhile, Goku battles a giantโ€ฆ

  • Midsommar



    Anyone who gave this a positive review should not be allowed near a cinema again.

    After the disaster that was Hereditary, I've only myself to blame, but morbid curiosity won out.

    The "film" opens on a "shocking" premeditated murder suicide that is never explained or affects anything. It's seemingly there only to enable the immediate fucking over the top screaming and squealing sounds of a woman in mourning that the director loves blasting your eardrums with.

    This "film" is everythingโ€ฆ