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  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion


    Gendo Ikari: "Death gives birth to nothing."
    Keel Lorenz: "Death is what you shall have."

    I've been rewatching NGE, a series that means so much to me. It's one of the greatest works of art in any medium. EoE will forever be Hideaki Anno's Ninth Symphony.

    Asuka's brief, triumphant epiphany (leading to her much-lauded titanic battle against the JSSDF and Seele's petrifying harpies) drained yours truly to such a degree that I needed a break before continuing with Episode 26'. She's my favorite character.

    I'll be writing something akin to this next time.

  • The Prequels Strike Back: A Fan's Journey

    The Prequels Strike Back: A Fan's Journey

    Star Wars has the worst fandom of any mainstream movie franchise but this doc helps ameliorate its often insufferable discourse. A recommended starting point for anyone trying to break free of society's "the PT is dogshit" mind spell, and a welcome salve for the white hot nerd rage directed at George Lucas.

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