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  • Pompeii

    Pompeii

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    An inspiring tale about how one determined horse managed to survive the volcanic destruction of Pompeii.

  • Resident Evil: Retribution

    Resident Evil: Retribution

    ★★★★★

    (This year on my birthday, I watched Alice kick ass and become a mommy.)

    My favorite Resident Evil beastie is the Executioner aka Axeman. What's yours?

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  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    ½

    I used to really like this film.

    Back in the day, I worked at Hollywood Video. For those of you who are too young to know what this business was, it allowed people to rent VHS tapes and DVDs inside a brick & mortar store, for stupidly high prices with ridiculous late fees that would cause customers to yell at me.

    Anyway, one of my co-workers was Rob. All things considered, he's a cool guy. But Rob was/is a huge Jack…

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending

    ★★★★★

    This is a movie that keeps getting better on repeated viewings. With only two hours to craft a new universe that's crammed with more detail than any of their previous works, the Wachowskis by necessity move the story - populated with a huge cast of characters - along quickly and expect you to keep up. I couldn't during the first time around, which caused me to give up trying to follow what was happening, leading to disappointment and boredom. But…