Spring Breakers

Spring Breakers ★★★★½

LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT.

You got a fucking insane movie.

You got a bunch of disney stars doing crazy stupid shit, mostly for no fucking reason.

You got the Green Fucking Goblin acting like Riff Raff like he's Daniel Day Fucking Lewis.

You got some fine ass fucking cinematography shit, like postcard level shit.

You got a whole fucking plot that just goes fucking insane, man. You got no fucking idea where it's going.

You got one of the best scenes I've ever fucking seen in a movie, soundtracked by Britney fucking Spears.

You got some hardcore levels of not giving a fucking shit if your movie makes sense from Harmony fucking Korine.

You got a fucking killer soundtrack, even the fucking Skrillex sounds badass.

You got a movie that don't go on too fucking long. This shit keeps it short and sweet.

You got a whole bunch of other shit that I don't even fucking remember.

You got a mind-blowing fucking transcendental experience.

You got a movie that makes every other fucking movie look boring as shit!

LOOK AT ALL THAT SHIT!

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