As though the Twin Peaks episodes where James leaves town were digested and sucked of any nutrients, then released through the bowels of an alien lifeform, only to be re-written by an AI programmed with screenwriting software. Ultimately, we're left to ruminate on the question: who is Ryan's babe? Countless babes waft in and out of Ryan's life (e.g., the football star's widow whose heart attack presumably results from the ecstasy offered by Ryan's cock, his devoted lifelong stalker, the…