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  • Ryan's Babe

    Ryan's Babe

    ★★★

    As though the Twin Peaks episodes where James leaves town were digested and sucked of any nutrients, then released through the bowels of an alien lifeform, only to be re-written by an AI programmed with screenwriting software. Ultimately, we're left to ruminate on the question: who is Ryan's babe? Countless babes waft in and out of Ryan's life (e.g., the football star's widow whose heart attack presumably results from the ecstasy offered by Ryan's cock, his devoted lifelong stalker, the…

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★

    The idiot in front of me took out his fucking phone and rated this 4/5 on LB halfway through the FUCKING world premiere of this movie.

    (It's pretty good btw)

  • Burn After Reading

    Burn After Reading

    ★★★½

    When a Tilda Swinton character feels boring compared to the rest of the characters, you know you have something special. Brad Pitt dominates this film, and makes us all ponder the security... of our shit.