La La Land

La La Land ★★★★★

I'm warning you right the fuck now, if you hate this movie because of all the awards and Oscar buzz it's getting I will block and report you. I'm pretty much unfollowing anyone who gives it under a 4 anyway, but if your only excuse is because it doesn't deserve awards I literally have no respect or care in the world for you.

EDIT : I'm joking about the unfollow thing. Don't take it too seriously. Just understand where my POV is coming from. ALSO WHEN I SAY LOW REVIEW I MEAN LESS THAN A 4.5, CONSIDERING HOW HIGHLY THIS MOVIE IS BEING PRAISED (in the 5 range).

edit 2023: this is the funniest thing I’ve ever written. i had never been more serious about anything in my life.

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