• Saw IV

    Saw IV

    ★½

    IS HE THE MURDERER THE POLICE SAY HE HIS

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★★

    does anybody have any questions?

  • Sanctuary

    Sanctuary

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THIS IS REBECCA WE’RE IN LOVE SHES IN CHARGE NOW THIS IS REBECCA WE’RE IN LOVE SHES IN CHARGE NOW THIS IS REBECCA WE’RE IN LOVE SHES IN CHARGE NOWTHIS IS REBECCA WE’RE IN LOVE SHES IN CHARGE NOW THIS IS REBECCA WE’RE IN LOVE SHES IN CHARGE NOW THIS IS REBECCA WE’RE IN LOVE SHES IN CHARGE NOWTHIS IS REBECCA WE’RE IN LOVE SHES IN CHARGE NOW THIS IS REBECCA WE’RE IN LOVE SHES IN CHARGE NOW THIS IS…

  • Martyrs

    Martyrs

    very very glad 14-year-old me, as desperate as she was to find and watch this, was never able to. sometimes questions are better left unanswered.

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    suspenders over your nipples like a goddamn freak

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★★★★★

    all my pictures come out

  • Braindead

    Braindead

    ★★★★★

    braindead baby forever and always

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★

    mmmmm no not for me thank you!

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

    Forever

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THERE IS NO PLACE ON EARTH WHERE YOU OR YOUR GOD WILL BE SAFE FROM ME

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    ★★★★★

    squealed gasped wept laughed denialed angered bargained depressioned accepted and now i’m expected to go home and carry on with my life? 

    A TOM CRUISE PRODUCTION
    TOM CRUISE
    PRODUCED BY TOM CRUISE

    perfect perfect cinematic cinema masterpiece it was just everything i needed and more. i couldn’t get enough and wished with everything in me it would last forever.

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

    ★★★★

    This one is dedicated to all my skanks sluts and whores ‼️‼️‼️