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katie has written 50 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Crash

    Crash

    ½

    go fucking fuck your fucking self

  • Bombshell

    Bombshell

    ½

    I will not be accepting comments when I say men should never be allowed to write or direct movies about women's sexual assault experiences and also that Bombshell is the worst movie of the decade.

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ½

    THIS MOVIE IS SHIT LMAOOOOO

  • Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

    Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

    ½

    Love some casual played-for-fun sexual assault in my movies

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    ½

    thanks babe for the 1 year anniversary gift

  • Replicas

    Replicas

    ½

    maybe the most confused and completely upsetting movie ever made. when my brother died in 2011, my mom and i went through the most excruciating, yet necessary act of life CALLED GRIEF. when one of you lovely movie viewers loses a family member/friend, it will be painful. but Fucking Christ I would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS TRADE MY FUCKING BROTHER FOR A CLONE COPY AND BE OKAY WITH MYSELF. When I was watching this I thought to myself, "okay,…

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    ½

    Release the Snyder cut

  • Billionaire Boys Club

    Billionaire Boys Club

    ½

    I've heard my whole life that love has no limits. Well, let me tell you, none of you who've said that have had to watch Billionare Boys Club for your Taron Egerton obssesed boyfriend.

  • Home Alone 4

    Home Alone 4

    ½

    Glaring continuity in this movie. Kevin tells his mother he loves her, when he obviously doesn't give 2 shits about anyone but himself. Shameful.

  • Sing

    Sing

    ½

    Suicide

  • Lake Alice

    Lake Alice

    ½

    I agree with Joshua

  • Life Itself

    Life Itself

    ½

    If this is what life is like then please count me out