“You brought a lot of shotguns.”
“You brought a lot of Russians.”

I didn’t know just how much I needed a movie where Bob Odenkirk, RZA and Christopher Lloyd murder scores of humans.

My first theatrical experience in over a year (ironically, my last was the original King Kong, so this felt right), and it definitely hit a sweet spot. The 2014 Godzilla is still my favorite of the Monsterverse, but this is probably #2. A little messy, especially in the human storyline, but this is a grand, gorgeous spectacle that’ll give every Godzilla/Kong fan what they’re looking for.

Plus, it’s got an incredible Lethal Weapon reference.

Pretty sure this isn't how the double jeopardy clause works.

And if it did, I'm sure the courts would be more than happy to convict Ashley Judd's character of the following crimes:

Parole violation
Breaking and entering
Resisting arrest
Assault
Unlawful possession of a firearm
Hit and run
Identity theft

This is a dumb movie.

Still, it's fun to see Jones play a variation on his Agent Gerard character from The Fugitive, and Ashley Judd is a likable protagonist.

This movie is really dumb, though.