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The Boy Next Door 2015
This movie is kind of amazing. Put aside all of the terrible double entendres (I love your mother's cookies, etc.). Put aside one of the most blatantly obvious Chekhov's gun examples I've seen in a while. Put aside the fact that Ryan Guzman is playing a 19 year old when he looks like a 35 year old underwear model. Put aside one of the quickest normal to batshit insane flips in modern movie history. Put aside the fucking cat jump…
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Double Jeopardy 1999
Pretty sure this isn't how the double jeopardy clause works.
And if it did, I'm sure the courts would be more than happy to convict Ashley Judd's character of the following crimes:
Parole violation
Breaking and entering
Resisting arrest
Assault
Unlawful possession of a firearm
Hit and run
Identity theftThis is a dumb movie.
Still, it's fun to see Jones play a variation on his Agent Gerard character from The Fugitive, and Ashley Judd is a likable protagonist.
This movie is really dumb, though.