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  Men 2022

  ★★★½ Watched by Dan D. 21 May 2022

  Smiling thinking about all the unprepared people who are gonna buy a ticket without knowing anything and haaaate this.

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  ★★★½ Watched by Dan D. 06 May 2022

  Already scheduled my appointment to get “Pizza Poppa” tattooed across my upper back.

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  The Boy Next Door 2015

  ★ Watched by Dan D. 24 Jan 2015 8

  This movie is kind of amazing. Put aside all of the terrible double entendres (I love your mother's cookies, etc.). Put aside one of the most blatantly obvious Chekhov's gun examples I've seen in a while. Put aside the fact that Ryan Guzman is playing a 19 year old when he looks like a 35 year old underwear model. Put aside one of the quickest normal to batshit insane flips in modern movie history. Put aside the fucking cat jump…

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  Double Jeopardy 1999

  ★★½ Rewatched by Dan D. 09 Mar 2015 16

  Pretty sure this isn't how the double jeopardy clause works.

  And if it did, I'm sure the courts would be more than happy to convict Ashley Judd's character of the following crimes:

  Parole violation
  Breaking and entering
  Resisting arrest
  Assault
  Unlawful possession of a firearm
  Hit and run
  Identity theft

  This is a dumb movie.

  Still, it's fun to see Jones play a variation on his Agent Gerard character from The Fugitive, and Ashley Judd is a likable protagonist.

  This movie is really dumb, though.