inkylewetrust1

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Favorite films

  • Die Hard
  • Gremlins
  • Home Alone
  • Batman Returns

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  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    ★★

  • The Ward

  • Ghosts of Mars

    ★★★½

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★★★

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  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    ★★

    I'm not sure what prompted me to want to rewatch this. It's still bad, but having just watched the The Ward I did me appereciate what this film gets right.

    Mainly that it's really short. Director Paul WS Anderson's seems to know that the story & characters are dogshit (except maybe Ewen Bremner & kudos to this film for having a black lead to a major studio sci-fi/ horror film in 2004. That's not nothing), but his gambit seems to be: Keep…

  • The Ward

    The Ward

    Weirdly I couldn't find it anywhere to stream so I had to rent it on Google Play & watch it on my phone ha. Upside was I could watch it SD, have it still look good & I saved a dollar.

    I don't really have anything good to say about this film other than it's a real bummer. So I'll just copy/paste what I wrote on the Blank Check Reddit:


    So I feel like today Jared Harris has carved out a great…

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    Friends, it gives me no joy to say this, but.... Malignant is BAD.
    I, and this is not something I do lightly, walked out after 35-40mins. I've walked out of a grand total of only four movies in my 35 years of life.
    The acting & screenplay are so bad I kept expecting a reveal that they're on a movie set and the main character is like a writer or something.... but it's just the film.
    If you want to ape…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    Since returning to the movies, I've been chasing a feeling. I expected my return to the cinema to "feel" magic. I keep joking that whatever I saw first would instantly be a five-star "masterpiece," simply by virtue of watching a film on the big screen again... Unfortunately, that wasn't the case. Now, that's not to say that F9, The Suicide Squad, Titane, Candyman & Shang-Chi were not without their charms (& Titane came closer than the others, but it's also a…