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  • Rubber

    Rubber

    ★★½

    oh shit my tire swing has gone rogue

  • Pacific Rim

    Pacific Rim

    ★★★★

    This movie is so physical it makes my ex-wife seem nice.

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  • House

    House

    ★★★★

    i had a few thoughts on this movie

    1) what the fuck is going on?

    2) "don't lose" you say to your friend as her head is being eaten by a lamp

    3) holy shit they're about to eat the "mom"

    4) what was the point of the damn teacher anyways?

    5) ah, another "everything can be explained by science" girl that kamen rider ghost has taught me can be a cute sidekick, but never a main protagonist.

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    Probably the only movie to give me true, brutal anxiety. Holy shit. No funny joke, or anything. Nothing, just honest anxiety.