I have literally nothing positive to say about this. It's painfully boring and extremely unfunny.

Lots of white men yelling.

It's Indiana Jones, it's Inglourious Basterds, it's Armageddon.

It sure as heck isn't flawless, but it's a truckload of pure entertainment.
Rated a little too high maybe, but I liked it a LOT.

(Ghent's accent) TORPEDO!!!

Help, I'm being held hostage in the Netherlands and this is their culture.