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  • Blood Simple

    Blood Simple


    in the beginning of this movie frances mcdormand kicks her husband in the crotch so hard i thought he died

  • Class Action Park

    Class Action Park


    the way this is formatted going ride by ride is so fucked up bc every time they describe a new ride you're like "this is the worst idea i've ever heard of" but they are all vying for worst place

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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    the power that "you're like me" has is just too much. how am i supposed to respond but with tears

  • La La Land

    La La Land


    the first and last musical numbers were good! everything in between was boring as hell. main 2 were completely unlikeable and had no chemistry. only other positive note was that every time ryan gosling did the car horn i thought it was the first note of run away with me by carly rae jepsen, which tragically, it wasn't. come to think of it this movie could've benefitted from some jepsen.