haley

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your favorite horror enthusiast

Favorite films

  • Stand by Me
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Handmaiden
  • Overlord

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  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★★

  • Drag Me to Hell

    ★★★★

  • Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

    ★★★

  • Terrifier 2

    ★★★★½

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  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★★

    honestly if i were in any of those traps, i would just accept my fate and let it happen. i don't want to live that badly. one of the traps actually made me gag a bit, but i loved every second. i think it's safe to say this is my third favorite saw film. it did not disappoint.

    also this is the first time i've seen a film in the theater with my dad since unfriended, so this will serve as a great memory. he hated it though.

    update: my dad has now admitted that he didn't actually hate it, he just loves being a hater

  • It Lives Inside

    It Lives Inside

    ★★½

    if you've seen the boogeyman (2023), you have seen this. it is practically the exact same film, just with more culture, and worse scares and effects. even the creature design was weirdly underwhelming. at first glance, it doesn't look too bad, and i see what they were going for, but it kind of reminded me of the creatures from feast, mixed with the boogeyman of course, and i mean that in the worst way possible. props to the actors because…

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  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★★

    enemies to lovers will always be one of my favorite tropes and the only thing stopping me from giving this five stars is the fact that they were only enemies for like 15 minutes

  • Drag Me to Hell

    Drag Me to Hell

    ★★★★

    that old hag really decided to curse this poor woman and send her to hell all because she couldn't give her a third extension on her mortgage payment? bitch.. pay your bills like the rest of us. i won't pity you just because you're old.

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  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★

    let me start this off by saying that i loved the idea behind this and the way that it was filmed. there were so many sequences that were filmed so beautifully, and the seance scene at jade's house was most fun i had while watching this. the gore was great as well.

    now let me get to this bitch, mia. i've seen a lot of horror films that had insufferable main characters, but mia has got to be in my…

  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge

    ★★★½

    hold on now this was actually really cute.. but imagine how good it would be as a slasher