"Why do they keep making movies?" - Harry S. Plinkett

Favorite films

  • Inland Empire
  • The Graduate
  • The Tree of Life
  • The Wind Rises

Recent activity

  • Sunset Boulevard


  • Men


  • Black Adam

  • Detour


Recent reviews

  • Men



    Lars von Trier would be proud

  • Black Adam

    Black Adam

    "Ze vroeg om superman wat ze kreeg was Black Adam"
    - LouiVos, 2022

Popular reviews

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Avengers: I'm not interested in the MCU anymore, where Hulk does the dab and Thor plays fortnite

    The end credit scene summarizes this movie perfectly (there is none)

  • Hide and Seek

    Hide and Seek


    hide and seek horror cliches and tropes:
    'happy family' having a great time
    parent is depressed but hides depression
    creepy doll
    'i love you 3000'
    depressed parent dies in first 5 minutes
    ballerina music box
    moving to a new and rural, unknown place
    child is now weird
    pet that 100% is going to sense something and then die

    big house in the woods
    locals are weird
    cat jumpscare
    child runs around and finds something
    'Mommy' 'Daddy'