Favorite films

  • Zoolander
  • Naked
  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Recent activity

  • Brittany Runs a Marathon


  • Nope


  • The Man with the Iron Fists


  • The Tempest


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • LEGO: The Adventures of Clutch Powers

    LEGO: The Adventures of Clutch Powers


    This is my Black Panther. This movie empowered me. It helped me get over my rejection from the female known as Patrica who’d rather date a Chad instead of a true gentleman who would treat her well. Amazing cinematography and a great performance by Clutch, who has fortunately moved on from artsy-fartsy hipster trash like The Lego Movie. Films like Lego The Adventures of Clutch Powers are true art that often get misunderstood by filthy normies who watch Pixar movies instead of challenging, thought provoking kino like Lego.

  • Space Buddies

    Space Buddies


    This is a masterwork of cinema