Let me paint a picture: a happily married husband (Glen) and an unhappily married wife (Sue) attend the Barbara movie. They take their seats, and prepare for 2 hours of consumerist bliss. Maybe a hand creeps somewhere it shouldn’t (the two of them are going through a wet spell). Then, lo and behold, a bamboozlement of feminist propaganda flashes on the screen before their very eyes!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, those people are me and Glen.
It brings me no…
People have tried to pin down the formula for a masterpiece, but so far all attempts have failed. Cue Fifty Shades of Grey. It’s like they bludgeoned out all the worst bits of Twilight and used the remains to make something even better. The strongest themes of Stephenie Baeyer's masterpiece are resonated here - the misogyny, superficiality and total lack of storyline amount to what can only be the greatest film since Transformers 4. One thing I don't want to…
If someone had told me six months ago that a completely flawless film would be made I would have laughed in their face and possibly kicked them for good measure. However, Transformers: Age of Extinction defies the boundaries of human achievement and delivers something so incredible its perfection cannot be put into words. The perfect mix of elements combine to create a true spectacle - one that I will never forget.
Michael Bae and Matt Damon are the tip of…
