Favorite films

  • Gone Girl
  • The Handmaiden
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Inglourious Basterds

Recent activity

  • House of Gucci

  • Whiplash


  • The Place Beyond the Pines

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

Recent reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    is this a christmas movie?

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written
    jane austen: everybody will love her
    jane austen: she is her mother's favourite
    jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her
    jane austen: the heroine looks up to her
    jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life
    jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart
    jane austen: and i will call her .....
    jane austen: jane :-)

Popular reviews

  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    i’m gonna make a movie called The Human Millipede and it’s gonna be a story about 1000 people linking arms and discovering the beauty of friendship

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    objective best parts of this movie in no particular order:
    - bucky picking up rocket and spinning around with him like julie andrews
    - wong pretending that masters of the mystic arts don’t carry money when dr. strange is going to get something from the deli
    - “you’ll die alone.” “she’s not alone.”
    - “i am groot.” “i am steve rogers.”
    - “we kick names and take ass.”
    - the cloak of levitation doing more superhero work than the rest…