fiona

It girl (and forthcoming MA in Cinema & Media Studies at UCLA) (just having fun on here)

Favorite films

  • Spring Breakers
  • Belle de Jour
  • The Red Shoes
  • The Last Picture Show

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  • Catherine Called Birdy

    ★★★½

  • Double Indemnity

    ★★★★

  • The Gleaners and I

    ★★★★½

  • Los Angeles Plays Itself

    ★★★★★

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  • Sharp Stick

    Sharp Stick

    ★★★★½

    Ummmm yeah it’s super fucking good so. Say what you want about LD but she’s a really good director and clearly she’s doing something right because some actually make that all of these performances are phenomenal and tapped in and real as fuck. I didn’t love every second of this movie (those weird ass corny kama sutra cartoons made me cringe sooo hard) but overall it gets at something so essential about being a 22-28 year old woman and not…

  • Secretary

    Secretary

    ★★★★★

    struggling to find the words to describe this movie because it’s so good…I watched it in like 10 minute increments on my phone to get through the ennui of the day but it still hit me so hard, wasn’t expecting anything you can stream for free on tubi to be so revelatory but this ranks among the best contemporary films about female sexuality (belle du jour, nymphomaniac vol. 1, portrait of a lady on fire) and the best about female…

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  • Catherine Called Birdy

    Catherine Called Birdy

    ★★★½

    Sweet but did not hit as hard as sharp stick for me possibly because I did not have a happy childhood or home life, LOL! However the tender and lovely moments between her and her nurse made me think of my own baby that I care for every day and what it will be like seeing her grow up to be a 14 year old girl and that made me emotional. There’s something for everyone here. I am an irrevocable…

  • Double Indemnity

    Double Indemnity

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    She came she slayed she ate she died😭 he must have had beautiful Scorpio angel phobia…

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★½

    The scariest part of all is me trying to figure out where I parked in the Grove parking lot while they charge me exponentially to walk around aimlessly for 20 minutes and try to avoid getting hit by benz g wagons going 60. Bruh where the fuck is my fucking carrr😭😭😭😭😭I’m being so fr rn I cannot find it .

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★

    A retarded movie that retarded people will analyze for some kind of the theme or commentary that is completely annihilated by how incoherent and misguided the plot and writing is. The performances are one-note and unidimensional which can probably be attributed to how stupid and bad the writing and underlying ideas are. A product of an industry that is fixated on visuality, star power, trends, and buzzwords at the expense of any kind of critical value, a culture that is…