Sad to say that I'll never have the chance to be Ingmar Bergman's muse.

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  • Freaky



    i don’t think people understand the sheer perfection of a slasher with a reference to rhony - SPECIFICALLY luann “ya habibi” de lesseps getting bucked off a camel in morocco

  • Thunder Force

    Thunder Force

    jason bateman is not an actor, he is a jason bateman impersonator.

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  • mother!



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It’s necessary to preface this with the fact that I am (or, was) a huge Aronofsky fan. He’s ingenious, and sophisticated and he has this distinct style to his films. Plus, his symbolism and metaphors have always struck a perfectly balanced note in the past. Having loved Black Swan and The Fountain, I’ve been super stoked for mother!. It all seemed right: the concept, the cast, the posters. Everything. The spectacle leading up to its various premieres added to my…

  • The Hustle

    The Hustle


    why the fuck are y’all taking this so serious as if it isn’t just a fucking fun movie where anne hathaway says the term “good guy” is an OXYMORON. fuck men and anne hathaway please fuck me.