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National Treasure 2004
*my parents just trying to watch the dumb nicolas cage movie*
my ass who’s seen this movie a million times: you see it’s just quite odd how sean bean’s crew is always on nic cage’s heels since they have like 1% of the information that the others do and it’s just- -
The Midnight Sky 2020
how to make a space movie 101:
- long “establishing” shot of the spaceship
- spaceship gets hit by unforeseen debris, gets damaged
- a spacewalk is necessary to fix the ship
- 1 or more people get injured/die during or because of the spacewalk
- unnecessarily long wait for the air in a certain compartment to be filtered so they can take off their suits and b r e a t h e
- “you’re gonna be fine”
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Brokeback Mountain 2005
ennis: i don't like boys
ennis: *takes one good look at jack*
ennis: i like one (1) boy -
