bilbo™

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  • National Treasure

    National Treasure

    ★★★★★

    *my parents just trying to watch the dumb nicolas cage movie*
    my ass who’s seen this movie a million times: you see it’s just quite odd how sean bean’s crew is always on nic cage’s heels since they have like 1% of the information that the others do and it’s just-

  • The Midnight Sky

    The Midnight Sky

    ★★

    how to make a space movie 101:
     
    - long “establishing” shot of the spaceship
     - spaceship gets hit by unforeseen debris, gets damaged
     - a spacewalk is necessary to fix the ship
     - 1 or more people get injured/die during or because of the spacewalk
     - unnecessarily long wait for the air in a certain compartment to be filtered so they can take off their suits and b r e a t h e
     - “you’re gonna be fine” 
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  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★★

    ennis: i don't like boys
    ennis: *takes one good look at jack*
    ennis: i like one (1) boy

  • 17 Again

    17 Again

    ★★★★½

    i agree with the editor's choice to use three different shots of zac efron putting on his leather jacket