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  • Wild Mountain Thyme

    Wild Mountain Thyme


    this film felt exactly like the week-long fever i had when staying with my uncle in the scottish moors. (who was also coming off of his morphine based pain medication) 

    my mam loved it tho, despite her tutting throughout at the ‘irish’ accents. summat seriously wrong with celtic people 😭

  • You've Got Beautiful Stairs, You Know...

    You've Got Beautiful Stairs, You Know...


    varda the og influencer with her ‘this is not an ad’ when it is pretty clearly an ad 💖✌️

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    In My Skin


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  • Om Shanti Om

    Om Shanti Om


    in a world full of mukeshes, just wanna date an om kapoor 🥺