Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Pope's Exorcist 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Apr 2023 27

  film of the year

  you'll cum

Recent reviews

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  The Nun II 2023

  ½ Watched 30 Sep 2023 1

  Shit and boring. Boring and shit.

  I'd rather be an actual nun.

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2023 1

  Fuck Chris Rock and Jigsaw (2017). This is John Kramer's beautiful metastasizing swan song.

  I'd be down for another if Tobin Bell is though.

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Watched 15 Apr 2022 17

  Nothing Nowhere None of the Time... All at Once.

  Now my feelings for this film are in no way discouraging people from enjoying what they enjoy. Look at what I enjoy. This is just my honest experience.

  This film was a painful and obnoxious mess that couldn't help but constantly repeat itself. Almost like it doesn't understand that what it is trying to say isn't obvious and the opposite of reality breaking... More like "Yeah no shit"... Or it just…

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  The Creator 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Sep 2023 3

  A tiresome retelling of 9/11 and an unoriginal sci-fi for dummies.

  Possibly made for people who blindly follow and support manufactured social movements continously.

  John David Washington remains a bland husk stumbling his way through another undeserved feature. Though the film's failure isn't his fault alone. The lack of a fresh and interesting story, boring characters and a lack of interest in world building don't help either. Yawn.

  Gareth Edwards has lost it... rip. Monsters will always be great though.

  Another AI test script. Not cool.