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  • Elvis

    ★½

  • Hands of the Ripper

    ★★★★

  • The Hired Hand

    ★★★★½

  • Dark Night of the Scarecrow

    ★★★★

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★½

    A disappointing and shallow mess of a film where Tom Hanks the fucking sideshow clown ruins every scene he appears in... Drawing you out of the experience every second he is on screen. I can't stress enough how much of a cancer he is on this film. Baz Luhrmann can't escape blame either. It is also horribly told for the most part and sloppily edited, Elvis almost feels second fiddle at times. I will say I enjoyed the second half much more than the first.

    The biggest positive is Austin Butler as Elvis. He is superb and almost saves the experience. He should be proud.

  • Hands of the Ripper

    Hands of the Ripper

    ★★★★

    You can't cure Jack the Ripper!

    A great little Hammer Horror outing with some saucy kills and a fun premise. Surprised me.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ½

    Nothing Nowhere None of the Time... All at Once.

    Now my feelings for this film are in no way discouraging people from enjoying what they enjoy. Look at what I enjoy. This is just my honest experience.

    This film was a painful and obnoxious mess that couldn't help but constantly repeat itself. Almost like it doesn't understand that what it is trying to say isn't obvious and the opposite of reality breaking... More like "Yeah no shit"... Or it just…

  • Alpha and Omega

    Alpha and Omega

    ★★★★★

    A complex analysis on the tensions between the Western world and the Middle East/China. While also advocating for multicultualism and the intermingling of social classes.

    Critics will have you believe this is a "bad" film. This is only for financial gain and to keep their pathetic employment, while the Disney corporation sodomizes what is left of their soul.

    Dennis Hopper completionist. His last role.
    Rest In Peace.