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  • The Brown Bunny
  • Nemesis
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  • The Nun II

    ½

  • Saw X

    ★★★★

  • The Creator

  • Retribution

    ★½

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  • The Nun II

    The Nun II

    ½

    Shit and boring. Boring and shit.

    I'd rather be an actual nun.

  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★★

    Fuck Chris Rock and Jigsaw (2017). This is John Kramer's beautiful metastasizing swan song.

    I'd be down for another if Tobin Bell is though.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ½

    Nothing Nowhere None of the Time... All at Once.

    Now my feelings for this film are in no way discouraging people from enjoying what they enjoy. Look at what I enjoy. This is just my honest experience.

    This film was a painful and obnoxious mess that couldn't help but constantly repeat itself. Almost like it doesn't understand that what it is trying to say isn't obvious and the opposite of reality breaking... More like "Yeah no shit"... Or it just…

  • The Creator

    The Creator

    A tiresome retelling of 9/11 and an unoriginal sci-fi for dummies.

    Possibly made for people who blindly follow and support manufactured social movements continously.

    John David Washington remains a bland husk stumbling his way through another undeserved feature. Though the film's failure isn't his fault alone. The lack of a fresh and interesting story, boring characters and a lack of interest in world building don't help either. Yawn.

    Gareth Edwards has lost it... rip. Monsters will always be great though.

    Another AI test script. Not cool.