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maya chandler has written 49 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★

    adding this to the list of things that men are obsessed with that i don’t understand: 
    •catcher in the rye
    •tarantino films
    •football
    •kanye west

  • Wounds

    Wounds

    ★★

    very perplexed by this “indie star studded horror film randomness about devils and cockroaches that flopped so hard at sundance it went straight to hulu: sponsored by tulane university “ ???????

  • Between Two Ferns: The Movie

    Between Two Ferns: The Movie

    ★★

    made my day a little less shitty

  • The Crush

    The Crush

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    he should have gone to jail tho for telling her lots that he wishes she was older, kissing her and watching her undress!!!!!! that ain’t normal!!!!!!!!

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★

    i’ve truly never seen so many goddamn feet in one movie

  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

    ★★

    not as good as my sixth grade middle school production of aladdin, but does the job

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    ★★

    remember when johnny depp was actually talented

  • What Men Want

    What Men Want

    ★★

    pete davidson in this,,,,,,whew,,,,sisters,,,,,,

  • The Dirt

    The Dirt

    ★★

    i have a giant crush on machine gun kelly now and it’s gonna take a lot of therapy to go through why i for some reason do

  • Shazam!

    Shazam!

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i wanted to like this a lot more but im definitely feeling a superhero fatigue

  • Lords of Chaos

    Lords of Chaos

    ★★

    the fact this story is real,,,,is the most messed up thing i’ve ever heard (also cast emory cohen in more stuff 2k19!)

  • Glass

    Glass

    ★★

    god it is SO refreshing to see samuel l jackson act again! i’ve gotten so tired of him playing an elevated version of himself in the past 10 years of marvel films and such, and we have truly forgotten how talented of a actor he truly is.