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  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Star Wars
  • The Watcher

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  • Money for Nothing

    ★★★

  • Old

    ★★

  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    ★★★

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★★

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  • Money for Nothing

    Money for Nothing

    ★★★

    he did nothing wrong. and his piercings on the gay ear. win.

  • Old

    Old

    ★★

    really cool fun and interesting plot and i did enjoy this but it has maybe the worst dialogue I’ve ever heard in my entire movie watching career. and the worst delivery. excruciating!!!

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  • The Prince of Pennsylvania

    The Prince of Pennsylvania

    ★★★★

    80s keanu has honest to god ruined my chances of ever being happy in life. I will never find a boy I love more than this gorgeous himbo. I will be alone forever. At least I have this movie to help me cope. It’s so sweet and I would love to see it in good quality since I watched this in 2 pixels on YouTube. God. Pure cinema.

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i thought maybe i overreacted with my 5 star review last time because i was so excited and saw it in theatres BUT… BUT I WAS CORRECT. THIS IS SUCH A FILM!!!!!! I WAS WEEPING THE WHOLE TIME LOVE IS REAL!!!!!!! ITS ALL AND ONLY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!! i think the intercuts from the original trilogy of neo + trins relationship was REALLY smart because it really drives home the love aspect and how like these bitches are completely endgame and have…