pretending to be a character from a pretentious indie.
I was wrong about this movie. It rules. It’s uniquely stylish, sexy, and so much FUN. Guy Ritchie’s style works really well here. Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer have great chemistry, plus the soundtrack is perfect. And, God damn the opening sequence goes so fucking hard.
Cavill nonchalantly eating a sandwich, drinking wine and then driving a truck off a dock into a boat to rescue Hammer is cinema.
"This is how it always ends. With death. But first there was life. Hidden beneath the blah, blah, blah. It's all settled beneath the chitter chatter and the noise. Silence and sentiment. Emotion and fear. The haggard, inconstant flashes of beauty. And then the wretched squalor and miserable humanity. All buried under the cover of the embarrassment of being in the world, blah, blah, blah... Beyond there is what lies beyond. I don't deal with what lies beyond. After all...…