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  • Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé


    This is on another level. This performance solidified her place as the best to ever do it. My children's children will know of this film.

  • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief


    I had several thoughts while watching this movie that I thought were worth sharing. Here is a list of them.

    1. ) This movie is not necessarily as bad as people made it out to be. Terrible adaptation =/= terrible movie.

    2.) Annabeth is very annoying but I can't pinpoint why?!

    3.) The Gods can choose any human form they want so why would they choose to be ugly?

    4.) The lotus casino scene using poker face by lady gaga creates an experience of cosmic implications and importance.

    5.) Ancient Greece was very gay. I wish this movie were more gay.

Popular reviews

  • G.B.F.



    I really wish this movie didn't exist... but also, I enjoyed it? This movie feels like it was made in the early 2000's so I am shocked to see it was made in 2013. G.B.F feels like gay satire and i really pray it is because if not... I'm scared. Is this a good movie? No. Did I finish it? Yes. Would I recommend it to someone? No. Would I recommend it as a hate-watch? Absolutely. For its ability to function as both a horrible movie and an amazing hate-watch, I have to give G.B.F. a couple of stars.

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


    I recently indulged in a free week subscription of the hbo add-on to my prime video account. This subscription now adds to the growing list of subscription services that I have in my catalog solely because I forgot to cancel them. Nevertheless, the first movie i watched on my hbo adventure was this one. I LOVED IT! Margot Robbie truly convinced me that she was crazy. She embodies the role of Harley Quinn like no one I have ever seen…