Ivan

Started on April 25th 2021
I like Nicolas Cage

Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • Castle in the Sky
  • National Treasure
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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  • Rango

  • Planet 51

  • Willy's Wonderland

    ★★½

  • Super Mario Bros.

    ★½

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  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    ★★½

    Upon rewatch, I actually enjoyed it even more. It’s still very flawed, the fighting isn’t fantastic, a chunk of the acting is pretty rough, and obviously the plot is nonsense. But I love Cage’s performance so much more this time around and everything he does without speaking like the beer and pinball is amazing.

  • Super Mario Bros.

    Super Mario Bros.

    ★½

    I just had a 1 hour and 44 minute stroke.

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    First the Pros:

    Sincerely Me is good, Jaden is funny, and the actress playing Zoe does a generally good job

    Now the Cons:

    The fact that this movie exists to “preserve Ben Platt’s performance as Evan” just makes this entire ordeal so much more depressing, considering he looks and acts terrible this entire movie. I would complain about how they cut some of the best songs and that it ruins the flow of the story and makes everything less impactful…

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    I cannot rate this movie, as I would barely call it a movie, it’s more of a cultural phenomenon. The sheer shamelessness and lack of dignity is damn near impressive, and i can barely even describe what’s happening at any given moment.