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  • Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

    Maleficent: Mistress of Evil


    Half star to the stunning production and costume design.
    The other one to the incredibly beautiful visual effects.
    And the last to Angelina Jolie cuz damn.

    All the other stars not featured in this review go to the absolutely horrendous, nonsensical, boring and just plain stupid screenplay.

    For christ's sake Disney kids are not idiots.

  • Joker



    If you think the movie justifies Arthur being a murderous psychopath, you just lack the capacity of seeing anything outside of what its shown in frames.

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  • El Angel

    El Angel


    Although every single scene and action feels inconsequential, somehow it all comes together in a beautiful, sexy and highly engaging movie.

  • Annihilation



    This is the new 2001: ASO. Fucking incredible. astonishing, brilliant, breathtaking, awe-inspiring, and fifty more synonyms of awesome.