Favorite films

  • Kwaidan
  • Original Cast Album: Company
  • Stop Making Sense
  • West Side Story

Recent activity

  • Friday the 13th Part III

  • Stop Making Sense


  • Theater Camp


  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch


Pinned reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    paul? paul dano? paul dano, are you reading this? paul if you're reading this i just wanted to say hey. do you remember me? it's ok if you don't remember my name but we did meet two times. well like one and a half. one time I met you at a screening of swiss army man and I showed you some art I made. it was kind of cringey of me to do that but i was 20? and you…

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth


    here is my shakesperean retelling of the pitch meeting joel coen had with a24

    Coen: My lady bade me film Macbeth anew.
    A24: And will thy brother join with you in this?
    Coen: Nay. His days of film are yore, he says.
    Our partnership has run its noble course
    and so alone I'll take the task.
    A24: I see.
    I trust your lady means to lead the troupe –
    A steadfast choice if ever one there were –
    But, Joel,…

Recent reviews

  • Friday the 13th Part III

    Friday the 13th Part III

    cannot properly review this as I can tell I was robbed of the full experience (3D glasses to see the eyeball go boing)

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense


    Had lots of jokes rattling around in my head but I can't do it! I can't see one of my favorite movies ever on IMAX and not speak genuinely about how glorious, gratifying, and fulfilling it was. I loved seeing every single pore on David Byrne's deranged face. I loved noticing tiny details of the set, the costumes, and the instruments. I loved that every spot in my field of view was filled with magic! 

    Also: This Must Be the Place scene is maybe the most beautiful few minutes captured on film and seeing it on a giant screen made me very emotional. Bernie Worrell forever!

Popular reviews

  • Feels Good Man

    Feels Good Man

    every time I see the video of richard spencer getting punched it feels like the first time

    (september 2020 edit: someone made a comment a while ago saying like, “oh so violence is ok if its people you don’t like?” and I deleted it bc i didn’t want to deal with that, but I would like to clarify: yes violence against nazis is fine)

  • Greener Grass

    Greener Grass


    whoever is responsible for coming up with the beck bennett pool water storyline deserves the nobel peace prize