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  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


    here are some of the jokes I thought of during this movie 

    - bold move using advanced cgi technology to reverse-age jason sudeikis 
    - bechdel test PASS
    - me tie doughty walker guy is me going to eat shredded cheese from the fridge at 3am etc.
    - nixon election was the real horror story all along

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

    Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story


    technically I watched it in two parts this time bc it was the extended edition. anyway i’m doing another review because I just learned that tim meadows improvised doing the “you never paid for drugs” part as many times as he did. legend

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  • Greener grass

    Greener grass


    whoever is responsible for coming up with the beck bennett pool water storyline deserves the nobel peace prize

  • Midsommar



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    wicker man walked so midsommar could jump off a cliff