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  • Hereditary



    It's truly disturbing, to the point of insanity.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    You have to stop making these fucking movies... You are killing a classic, which it won't be if these god awful pieces of shit keep turning out every couple of years and fuck you Jeff goldblum for making me sit though it and thinking you was in it for more then 60 seconds.

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    Funny as fuck.

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    It was meant to be a origin story yet it just felt like a when Han met Chewy/let's steal some shit.... I'm sorry it was just a bit boring, maybe these standalone one off story's don't work because everything has to somehow work its way back to the original trilogy you know...the cool shit goes down.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place



  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok


    Just when you thought marvel was down, Taika Waititi comes along and sticks a firework up its arse and lights that fucker up.

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    Cutting close to weirdness and fantasy as guillermo del toro's signature shifts into to beauty.
    As you let yourself forget the obvious elephant in the room... Well mer-man, and remember that this is a film of broken souls and loneliness.
    This one's here to stick around, perfect filmmaking.

  • Black Mirror: Hang the DJ

    Black Mirror: Hang the DJ


    That's so strange this is exactly how I met my wife..... Weird

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    They just keep fucking it up... The whole thing is a mess, I kept hearing its worth a watch for wonder woman, but she was equally bad in it as everyone else, why can't they get it right, is it so hard to make a movie with a almost unlimited budget and you've already got the characters written with a huge fan base already established... Yet zack snyder or joss whedon or whoever the fuck was directing this complete cock up, clearly forgot how to make films while in the chair.

  • Brawl in Cell Block 99

    Brawl in Cell Block 99


    So I tell my wife that the new vince vaughn film is meant to be really good, I ask her if she would like to watch the trailer and she says "it's a bit late let's just put it on, you just tell me what's it about" so I'll tell her you know four Christmas's with reece witherspoon...its nothing like that.

    Long story short, we disagree on it... I loved it.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    It's not every day that one of your favourite films of all time gets itself a sequal.... And it's not every day that it turns out to be good, well not just good but great.

    It would be easy to not like this movie, its got all the ingredients for you to hate it... A new fresh director, a Ryan gosling, an old Harrison Ford... Who is in danger of being type cast as a old Harrison Ford, yet all that a side, it all works and you what you get is another great story about love, no matter what form it takes.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    And yet once again you give us no fucking answers, just more confusion....getting real tired of your shit Ridley.