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  • The Emperor's New Groove

    The Emperor's New Groove

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    Just one more for exotic bird bingo...!
    *Eartha Kitt screeching in background*
    The FACT that everyone in this movie is both gay AND indigenous make this THE most important & objectively the best piece of narrative fiction in the history of the world

  • The Paperboy

    The Paperboy

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    Matthew McConaughey playing a gay man whoโ€™s into hardcore bdsm is ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

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  • Miss Sloane

    Miss Sloane

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    I am bald, and I am bleeding.
    Jessica Chastain, individually, plucked every single hair from my head.
    Brows.
    Lashes.
    Ear hair.
    Nose hair.
    Baldt.




    She's so amazing that she almost made me forget how unrealistic the plot was.

  • Mojave

    Mojave

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    Oscar Isaac's speedo makes its appearance around the 40 minute mark; I mention this because that's the only thing this film has going for it.