I had so much fun

Paz i love you

I am bald, and I am bleeding.
Jessica Chastain, individually, plucked every single hair from my head.
Brows.
Lashes.
Ear hair.
Nose hair.
Baldt.

She's so amazing that she almost made me forget how unrealistic the plot was.

Oscar Isaac's speedo makes its appearance around the 40 minute mark; I mention this because that's the only thing this film has going for it.