Just one more for exotic bird bingo...!
*Eartha Kitt screeching in background*
The FACT that everyone in this movie is both gay AND indigenous make this THE most important & objectively the best piece of narrative fiction in the history of the world

Matthew McConaughey playing a gay man who’s into hardcore bdsm is 💋👌🏽

I am bald, and I am bleeding.
Jessica Chastain, individually, plucked every single hair from my head.
Brows.
Lashes.
Ear hair.
Nose hair.
Baldt.

She's so amazing that she almost made me forget how unrealistic the plot was.

Oscar Isaac's speedo makes its appearance around the 40 minute mark; I mention this because that's the only thing this film has going for it.