★★ Watched 09 Nov, 2017
Wild how watching the disgrace of a person, Johnny Depp, when I once was one of his fawning emo Hot Topic stans, makes me vividly feel the effect of time & the distance between child & adult.
★★ Watched 26 Oct, 2017
They made that Asian child bark like a dog
★★★½ Watched 13 Dec, 2016
I am bald, and I am bleeding. Jessica Chastain, individually, plucked every single hair from my head. Brows. Lashes. Ear hair. Nose hair. Baldt.
She's so amazing that she almost made me forget how unrealistic the plot was.
★ Watched 03 Jul, 2016
Oscar Isaac's speedo makes its appearance around the 40 minute mark; I mention this because that's the only thing this film has going for it.