#NotMyIronGiant

This was so much more fun & stressful than I thought it would be omg

I am bald, and I am bleeding.
Jessica Chastain, individually, plucked every single hair from my head.
Brows.
Lashes.
Ear hair.
Nose hair.
Baldt.

She's so amazing that she almost made me forget how unrealistic the plot was.

Oscar Isaac's speedo makes its appearance around the 40 minute mark; I mention this because that's the only thing this film has going for it.