• The Crow

    The Crow

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    Amazing movie. Highly recommend. Not much more I want to say. Can be emotional at times but that depends on the person. RIP Brandon Lee ❀️

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This film was perfect in all the right ways. It had the right amount of action, comedy, and mystery. The ending sequence was epic and the last scene had me so nervous. Either these people have terrible aim or Angel is really lucky. Pretty interesting plot that has you questioning the movie the whole time. Best movie imo from the dynamic duo that is Pegg and Frost.Β 

    Favorite line:

    β€œWhat made you want to be a policeman?”

    β€œOfficer.”

    β€œWhat made you want to be a policeman officer?”

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead

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    2/3 Three Flavours Cornetto down, only Hot Fuzz left. I like The World’s End better, possibly because of the roles the cast played. I also liked the plot a bit more as it felt somewhat more original.

  • Death Wish II

    Death Wish II

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    15/10 on the Jimmy Page soundtrack

  • Death Wish

    Death Wish

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of the premier action movies of the 70s, on par with Dirty Harry. It’s pretty graphic in the beginning and moves slowly until Kersey goes on his spree. It just sucks that he didn’t end up getting the three men that wronged his family... Maybe in DW2?

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

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    It BAFFLES me that Netflix has this listed under comedies...

  • Easy A

    Easy A

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    WE ALL WANT TO BE OLIVE

  • Mystify: Michael Hutchence

    Mystify: Michael Hutchence

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    INXS ROCKS
    ...
    also Noel Gallagher sucks

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

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    Needed a dose of Pam Anderson

  • Zootopia

    Zootopia

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    The sloth scenes were actually funny I was amazed

  • This Is It

    This Is It

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    Pretty okay doc about Michael’s last tour that never even happened. It shows all the work that would have culminated in an epic residency in London. I wish the producers would’ve focused on different songs rather than the generic ones, but that probably was not up to them.

  • The World's End

    The World's End

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    Yes I bought this even tho it was free 10 days ago just to hear one joke :))))Β 

    *clown laugh*