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  • Tomb Raider

    Tomb Raider


    Saw this in 4DX and I’m so glad to report that the film industry is dead!

    the movie itself is harmless entertainment but it’s so vanilla and unstylish that it makes me wonder why I didn’t just stay home and play the game while not being sprayed in the face with water and being punched in the back by my chair every time Lara Croft shoots an arrow

  • Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

    Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge


    in which Derren Brown asks, "can we artificially give someone PTSD?"

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  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader


    Michelle Williams shows up for a few minutes.

    Julie Delpy is credited as "Lipstick Lesbian."

    RuPaul plays an "ex-gay."

    No more explanation should be needed.

  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow


    Me: h-
    Jennifer Lawrence’s character in this movie: hi I’m Jennifer Lawrence and I am a Russian woman from Russia