michelle rodriguez dying in this is the worst thing to happen to me in my entire life ever

*nervously juuls throughout entire movie*

Michelle Williams shows up for a few minutes.

Julie Delpy is credited as "Lipstick Lesbian."

RuPaul plays an "ex-gay."

No more explanation should be needed.

Me: h-
Jennifer Lawrence’s character in this movie: hi I’m Jennifer Lawrence and I am a Russian woman from Russia