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  • Haunters: The Art of the Scare

    Haunters: The Art of the Scare

    really loved this- i used to be deeeeeeeply in love with Halloween from a very young age and would obsessively create little haunted experiences in my front yard/garage. there was a local haunted house I was in when I was like 12 and it was genuinely the only thing that mattered to me at the time-- getting out of school and spending the night there was life. i worked at a more theatrically-inclined haunted house in NYC a few years…

  • Lizzie



    chloë sevigny makes out with kristen stewart and then violently avenges her pigeons. i did not deserve this generous gift.

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  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader


    Michelle Williams shows up for a few minutes.

    Julie Delpy is credited as "Lipstick Lesbian."

    RuPaul plays an "ex-gay."

    No more explanation should be needed.

  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow


    Me: h-
    Jennifer Lawrence’s character in this movie: hi I’m Jennifer Lawrence and I am a Russian woman from Russia