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  • Birdy
  • 8MM
  • The Weather Man
  • Mandy

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Recent reviews

  • Red Surf

    Red Surf


    aimless and sorta noodly, but you gotta love a movie (at least a little bit) where, like, multiple people get fed to a pack of ravenous wolves living at the bottom of a drug lord’s trap door

  • Get Over It

    Get Over It

    truly ben foster seems like he’s auditioning for the title role in we need to talk about kevin

Popular reviews

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Halfway into David Robert Mitchell’s corrosive noir mystery / satire / nightmare Under the Silver Lake, the film’s slacker protagonist Sam (Andrew Garfield, revelatory) takes a minute from investigating the disappearance of his pretty blonde neighbor (Riley Keough, cast, I’m sure, for her ability to reflect both Marilyn Monroe and her own iconic grandfather) to stare out at the Los Angeles skyline and wonder if he “fucked up some long time ago and [was] living the wrong life, like a…

  • The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus

    The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus


    this movie stars taj mahal and fifteen dudes that all look like paul dano