Not even good bad.
Seriously—name one thing in this movie that works well. Nope, not the CGI—the animation in the original worked better for me than this did. Somehow, the creatures don't strike the ground or, well, anything with a convincing sense of weight and momentum.
Bone-headed characters, but the situations they're subjected to, and their dialogue, are not their fault, so... bone-headed writers.
Pratt and Howard have zero chemistry, but it doesn't matter because their story gives them no…